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This Week’s ShirtlessTuesdays!!! Was good good fun! hehe

This week’s #ShirtlessTuesdays was a bit of a change for once. Not so much dance music this time around. More old school and move your booty style. Then! I slowed it down to play some baby making music. YAY

[podcast]http://charlieboy808.com/mixes/Shirtless_Tuesdays_2009_11_17.mp3[/podcast]

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Bring The Noise 20XX vs. Genesis
Kardinal Offishal feat. Akon – dangerous
sean kingston-take you there
vanilla ice – ice ice baby
m-Flo – the Love Bug -Big Bug NYC Remix-
Timbaland & Magoo – Drop (Breathe In, Breathe Out) with Fatman Scoop & Crooklyn Clan
n.e.r.d. – she wants to move
Young MC – Bust A Move
kool and the gang – fresh (original 12” remix)
Charlatans vs. Alicia Keys – Alicia’s Girlfriends a Charlatan (Long Shore Drift)
Prince – 1999
Pitbull- Ay Chico
flo-rida feat. timbaland-elevator
estelle feat. kanye west – american boy
Sister Sledge – We are Family (12” Version)
Hollaback Girl vs. Give It To Me Bab
Poison vs. Word Up!
Justice – D.a.n.c.e. Mstrkrft
Koda Kumi – M.A.Z.E.
Utada Hikaru – Fly Me To The Moon (Bob Allecca Remix)
Livvi Franc feat. pitbull – now im that bitch
Prince – Erotic city ( 12” Extended remix )
Lady Gaga – Just Dance (Tony Arzadon Mix)
I’m On A Mount (Toorc)
savage feat. soulja boy-swing
T.I. – Whatever You Like-Remix
D.J. UNK – 2 Step
Eminem – ass like that
Cupid-CupidShuffle-Clean
Reyez feat. Play N Skillz- So Sexy
Pussycatdolls- Stickwitchu
Alicia Keys ft. Junior Reid – No One (Remix)
Bob Marley & Lauren Hill – Turn Your Lights Down Low
L.O.T. (Love or Truth) [Euterpe Mix]
Island Rhythms – Darcie’s Lullaby
Fabolous (ft. tamia) – into you
Flavor Of Life -Ballad Version-
boyz ii men – ill make love to you
RobinThicke-LostWithoutU
Jack johnson – banana pancakes
Elan – Together As One
Avril Lavigne – The Best Damn Thing  – When You’re Gone
Babyface – Playlist  – Wonderful Tonight
Duffy – Syrup & Honey
Norah Jones – The Nearness of You
Jason Mraz – Lucky
Telepopmusic – just breathe

Shirtless Tuesdays! Dancing like crazy!!

Here’s the newest mix! Sorry last week’s mix didn’t get recorded but I’m sure you’ll all love this mix too! So ENJOY!!!

[podcast]http://charlieboy808.com/mixes/Shirtless_Tuesdays_2009_11_03.mp3[/podcast]

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Chris Cornell – Long Gone [Digital Dog Club Mix]
Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling [Damien N Drix Remix]
Dance Nation Vs. Shaun Baker – Sunshine 2009 [Club Mix]
Dr Alban – It’s My Life [Feat. Adriana] [DJ Stranger & DJ Nejtrino Mix]
Pitbull – I Know You Want Me [Calle Ocho] [Goodwill Remix]
Pink – Please Don’t Leave Me [Digital Dog Radio Edit]
Lady Gaga – Paparazzi [Filthy Dukes Remix]
Michael Jackson – Billie Jean [Derom Remix]
Delirium – Silence [Club Mix Final]
DVJ Bazooka – Electro Girl [Gazburn Remix]
Fast Foot – Push It [Full Club Sound]
Journey – Separate Ways [DJ Zam Remix]
Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You [Chris Ortega Radio Mix]
Kid Cudi Vs. Crookers – Day N Nite [Radio Edit]
Britney Spears vs. Outkast – Paranoid Britney (ft. Futureshock) (Lionel Vinyl)
LMFAO – I Am Not a Whore
Eiffel 65 – Blue [Mars Attax Extended Remix]
Flo Rida – Sugar [Feat. Wynter] [Mondotek Remix]
Daft Punk – One More Time 2009 [Angel Manuels Miami Bootleg Mix]
Lady Gaga – Poker Face Tommy Sparks The Fury Remix
Kid Cudi Ft Kanye West, Common, Lady Gaga – I Poke Her Face
Sublime – Santeria
Fatboy Slim – Right Here, Right Now [Abel Ramos Brighton With Love Mix]
Jan Wayne – Wherever You Will Go [Godlike Music Edit]
David Guetta – Sexy Bitch [Feat. Akon] [Extended Mix]
Deadmau5 – Clockwork [Cosmic Gate Remix]
De-Grees – Bleeding Love [Max Farenthide Extended Mix]
Myon And Shane 54 – Trapped [Aurosonic Remix]
Paul Van Dyk – For An Angel 09 [Dave Darell Remix]
Darude – Sandstorm
Britney Spears – If U Seek Amy (Weird Tapes Radio Rmx)
No Doubt – Don’t Speak (Happy Hardcore Techno Remix)

The All Mighty… Google

So this might be a little off topic of what I normally do, but I just had to share this. Ooooh the amount of laughs you can get off of Google.

Just a little while ago my boss was doing a search to see about how many square feet his back yard could be. Has anyone tried asking Google a question? No? Well here are some of the things you might find LOL I’m going to Highlight some key points in these recommended searches.

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Ok first lets start with “How do you feel a girl up” Really? Wow… I think if you need to do research on it, your probably not ready to even try this LOL. “How do you feel when your high” I would imagine you’d feel “High” duh? And the kicker? “How do you feel a guy up” ladies let me give you some advice, don’t do the research. Just ask him if you can. Seriously, I will bet you they would totally let you. Now if your a guy and gay, I would ask after you’ve established the fact that he is gay too. Just in case LOL

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Ok seriously? How the fuck does Edward (Sparkly Wussy Glampire) Cullen get on the list  for “How do you smell…” I know that in the story he smells her and shit, but seriously? Is the whole teen population in love with this stupid fantasy so much that they wonder how they smell to his character? Really?! Here’s a hint… you smell like someone who needs to read the Vampire Lestat series. Now that is a real vampire story. I want to know better ways to smell my own breathe. LOL

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Now this is seriously funny… Ok I can understand some of the things in this list here, but seriously? an elephant? Why the fuck would you want to eat a fucking elephant? HAHA I’m just saying?! What person who has a connection to the internet would want to go out and eat a elephant! Who wakes up in the morning and goes, “Hmm… I’m hungry for some elephant today. I think I’ll go visit my local Zoo.” Of course the last one is funny to.. “How do you eat someone out” Guy’s if you need tips leave them in the comments below. I have an advantage when it comes to this field, but I’ll gladly share my knowledge if you need it.

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Haha ok… this one… The first three questions are pretty simple. If your asking these questions, I think you first need to discover your life away from the computer. I’m just saying. Get off of Second Life and enjoy your First Life. Another one is “How come I don’t sweat” Don’t ask this question! LOL I wish I didn’t! Can someone turn those genes on please? If not at least make it so I don’t smell bad at least! LOL Not that I do when I sweat, just sometimes I do LOL. Oh and girl if you don’t get wet, you’re doing it wrong. Refer to my advantage and start from there on what you need to do.

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Haha I like how it says “is Michael Jackson dead?” Yes he’s dead, why wouldn’t he be. Seriously, if he was as financially unstable as he was, why waste all this money on an elaborate cover story to be dead. Come on now LOL. But I just love the highlighted one.  What the fuck? Dude, Randy Jackson? I’m sorry but he’s is way to cool to be related to them LOL I’m just saying.

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Wow… how are all these question? I honestly just wanted to know “Can you get better lighting from a strobe light.” Before I got there, I got all of this. LOL So you think your pregnant because he was fingering you? Umm yeah… the question you should be asking your self, do you really remember what was going on that night?

Haha well that’s what I have found. Leave in the comments what you have found. I would love to see the things you have stumbled upon LOL

Party Rock in full effect with LMFAO!

This weekend has been a blast and a busy one. The LMFAO concert at Pipeline cafe was off the hook!!! Then some where in the middle of all of it I almost ran out of space on my memory card!! 960+ photos shot in one night… Wow… But I brought it down to a nice 319… Check it out here lol

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Then I was off to the Shack like usual on a Saturday night! And guess who was in the house again?! LMFAO BITCHES!!! LOL it was a great party rock weekend i swear!!

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