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So your kitty won’t leave you alone when you are at your computer? Try this out: a box and something comfy for them to lay on. Seriously. “Why not just get one of those beds?” They don’t fucking work. They totally ignore those for some reason unless I stick it in the back of a closet. A box just works for cats for some strange reason. #vscocam #kitty #catpeopleproblems #catbox via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/v2NemnpLdp/

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Can’t keep a girl? Maybe you should learn how to cook. It’s not hard. This took 10 minutes. Four ingredients, two toppings. Not that hard guys. #vscocam #stepupyourgame #moneydoesntbuyhappiness #moneycanbuyfoodthough I need some Hawaiian sweet bad though. via Instagram http://instagram.com/p/uEPFViJLf1/