This is my blog of broken dreams... not really. Just me posting shit to the internet. It's not all shit. Some of it is really cool shit! Parental Guidance is strongly advised. Mostly because kids might need help reading some of this shit. Shit be all fucked up.

Day 019/365: This broke me. Literally.

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I know that I said that we weren’t going to post food pics but this one I had to. Not that it was good or bad. It just wasn’t that good of an idea and I should have thought it completely through.

What you are looking at is a good idea gone wrong. I came home for lunch to make a sandwich out of the Sourdough bread I had left over. Sliced out my piece, slapped some meat, some cheese and toasted it in the broiler. After that garnished it with some spring salad mix we have in the fridge, relish (because fucking relish dawg), and some Dijon Mustard. Put the plate down to eat and well to my surprise my big ass mouth couldn’t get around this bitch! LOL Also, sourdough bread? Not that soft as a sandwich. In fact, I think I practically broke my jaw just trying to eat this bad boy. Tasted good though. STUPID! fucking idea. LOL

Day 017/365: Windy days = lots of trash

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Yeah today was a super windy day. Not only do I feel really shitty because of all the shit in the air, I’m probably going to get sick from it. Then for lunch I find out that the trash from the dumpster is blowing out of it. Not that bad till you realize the shit blowing around is medical trash. #fml