However, there are rules to get this badge. I’m sure the same can be said about all the other badges, but requirements for this particular badge is kind of ridiculous in my book. The requirements should be the parents job in the first place.
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So this might be a little off topic of what I normally do, but I just had to share this. Ooooh the amount of laughs you can get off of Google.
Just a little while ago my boss was doing a search to see about how many square feet his back yard could be. Has anyone tried asking Google a question? No? Well here are some of the things you might find LOL I’m going to Highlight some key points in these recommended searches.
Ok first lets start with “How do you feel a girl up” Really? Wow… I think if you need to do research on it, your probably not ready to even try this LOL. “How do you feel when your high” I would imagine you’d feel “High” duh? And the kicker? “How do you feel a guy up” ladies let me give you some advice, don’t do the research. Just ask him if you can. Seriously, I will bet you they would totally let you. Now if your a guy and gay, I would ask after you’ve established the fact that he is gay too. Just in case LOL
Ok seriously? How the fuck does Edward (Sparkly Wussy Glampire) Cullen get on the list for “How do you smell…” I know that in the story he smells her and shit, but seriously? Is the whole teen population in love with this stupid fantasy so much that they wonder how they smell to his character? Really?! Here’s a hint… you smell like someone who needs to read the Vampire Lestat series. Now that is a real vampire story. I want to know better ways to smell my own breathe. LOL
Now this is seriously funny… Ok I can understand some of the things in this list here, but seriously? an elephant? Why the fuck would you want to eat a fucking elephant? HAHA I’m just saying?! What person who has a connection to the internet would want to go out and eat a elephant! Who wakes up in the morning and goes, “Hmm… I’m hungry for some elephant today. I think I’ll go visit my local Zoo.” Of course the last one is funny to.. “How do you eat someone out” Guy’s if you need tips leave them in the comments below. I have an advantage when it comes to this field, but I’ll gladly share my knowledge if you need it.
Haha ok… this one… The first three questions are pretty simple. If your asking these questions, I think you first need to discover your life away from the computer. I’m just saying. Get off of Second Life and enjoy your First Life. Another one is “How come I don’t sweat” Don’t ask this question! LOL I wish I didn’t! Can someone turn those genes on please? If not at least make it so I don’t smell bad at least! LOL Not that I do when I sweat, just sometimes I do LOL. Oh and girl if you don’t get wet, you’re doing it wrong. Refer to my advantage and start from there on what you need to do.
Haha I like how it says “is Michael Jackson dead?” Yes he’s dead, why wouldn’t he be. Seriously, if he was as financially unstable as he was, why waste all this money on an elaborate cover story to be dead. Come on now LOL. But I just love the highlighted one. What the fuck? Dude, Randy Jackson? I’m sorry but he’s is way to cool to be related to them LOL I’m just saying.
Wow… how are all these question? I honestly just wanted to know “Can you get better lighting from a strobe light.” Before I got there, I got all of this. LOL So you think your pregnant because he was fingering you? Umm yeah… the question you should be asking your self, do you really remember what was going on that night?
Haha well that’s what I have found. Leave in the comments what you have found. I would love to see the things you have stumbled upon LOL