This is my blog of broken dreams... not really. Just me posting shit to the internet. It's not all shit. Some of it is really cool shit! Parental Guidance is strongly advised. Mostly because kids might need help reading some of this shit. Shit be all fucked up.

OMG! Canon PowerShot SD4000 me likey…

HELLO NEW CAMERA!! “Yes? Canon? Yeah… this is CharlieBoy808.com? Yeah. Well this is a call to say THANK YOU!!! I will purchase your brand new SD4000 IS. Yes, Thank you”

HAHA No seriously this is the Point and Shoot I’ve been looking for. 10MP backlit CMOS, DIGIC 4 Image Processing, and a 3.8 optical zoom!! The camera is designed to handle a lot of low-light situations (hey that’s what I do!) and also has a f/ 2.0 which is fuckin awesome in my book!

Check the rest of the details here on Engadget:
Canon debuts low-light lovin’ PowerShot SD4000 IS digicam

OMFG!! ITS A EMOTICON STAMP! (its like the date style)

Ok seriously this is just way to fucking cool! This I’m going to have to pick up I swear! If you can’t figure out what this is… let me explain. Do you know what an Emoticon is? No? Have you ever been online before? Yes? well of course you have been, otherwise how could you have been on my website. Ok, well if you don’t know Emoticons are little typed out images typing characters like: (^_^)  (T_T) Q(-_-Q) (^_*)b :) (= :( :-* Seriously, if you can’t figure out that these are faces I’m going to have to smack you… LOL J/K

Anyways!! SOMEONE HAS MADE ONE INTO A STAMP!! A company out of Japan called Kaoiro (roughly translated Face Color lol classic) has produced the stamp. It’ll run you about $51 to get one then about $18 to bring it across the pond from Japan. If you think that’s expensive you should really dig deep and bring out that inner Otaku you have hidden inside of your gut LOL

Many thanks to Engadget.com for bringing this Gem to my eyes. Check out the full article here

A Game Controller? For Your Phone?! COOL!

Yeah if your reading the title and wondering, “wait wtf did he just say?” Well wonder no longer. This thing exists! Thanks to the folks over at Phandroid.com for providing this little device.

This is intended for Android phones, so I’m sorry all you iPhone people who love your phone. Maybe Steve Jobs should stop dissing on OpenSource then maybe someone might make you one. Anyways, personal grudges aside, this is a BlueTooth device that allows for a new gaming experience on your phone without having to use those annoying on screen buttons. Let’s face it, when your playing a game nothing beats the feeling of a controller in your hand. Which is why I think “Project Natal” is going to fail miserably.

The developers say that making this work with existing games should take no longer than an hour on the publisher’s side.

Hit the links and read up about it then hit me up with a comment on what you think about it.
Zeemote Releases Android SDK, Bluetooth Controller-Enabled Games to Follow?

“I Sue You!” “No! I Sue You!” (Apple would be banned from the US)

It’s not new news that Apple is suing HTC, but now it’s the heat just got turned up!

HTC was the first to do a lot of things that involved “Innovation” and revolutionizing the way we use our phones. I would know I owned one of the first T-Mobile Windows phones (the MDA). In today’s world HTC still makes Windows Mobile phones, but also produces the new Android phones. This is what Apple is scared of, Google. So they sued the little guy HTC.

HTC has come out and said that they were the first to develop the technologies that Apple uses today, but did not patent them as a way to revolutionize the industry. Leaving the freedom to others to do the same. Since then the industry really has changed.

Well on to the topic at hand. Apple is suing HTC for patents but I just found out from Phandroid.com that a company called Elan is already suing Apple for patents based on Multitouch! HAHAHA

I’m sorry if your an Apple person but I find the irony absolutely hilarious! They go as far to say that “…Elan seeks to block Apple from importing its products into the U.S. that use multitouch, including the iPhone, iPod touch, MacBook, Magic Mouse and the iPad, which is due for release on April 3.” That means no Apple products that have a multitouch function will not be able to be sold.

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